February 2012
14 posts
corpsevag asked: I hear you don't like hearing about dogs getting hand jobs. Are there any animals that you are happy for when they get boners?
IM ON THE INTERNET, DONT STOP ME
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dear tumblr, my computer and internet are broken. heres what ive been thinkin about lately:
-kyle maclachlan is the babe
-carolina vs. duke on wednesday
January 2012
133 posts
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SELF-IDENTIFY AS A HATER →
karaj:
hysteriarama:
I’m always being chastised for finding things boring. I can’t count the number of partners who have criticized me for that, everyone likes to think that what they love is so fascinating, nobody wants to see your boredom but these boys are so masturbatory and…
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“isnt it platonic” to the tune of “isn’t it ironic”
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magnificentruin:
Fucked Up Queen of Hearts
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im not good at math. i dont understand what knowing how many times tossing a coin and getting heads or like how many different combinations of three letters i can make on the fourth tuesday of every sixth months is gonna get me in life. like what. why do i have to justify my intelligence why cant i just want to learn more and be a good person. fuq the gre right now. im also not good at these...
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my favorite thing kanye does is when he says “huh” but nasal-y and annoying. so its like “HAAGHHH”.
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